LiFe SuCkS!! WoRk SuCks!!

Its Monday again. Boring! Boring! Boring! I have been recuperating since Thursday when I was diagnosed by the doctor with a fever. The medicine is making me so drowsy and high man~ Till now, I have not fully recovered yet. Even my Dear Daniel also sick wor. Both of us been taking care of each other, reminding each other to take medicine. Besides watching TV, we have been sleeping throughout the weekends. Hope the flu virus will be killed by the numerous medicine I took. Urgh!!! Anyway, feeling so sick and tired, I got no mood to work also. I wanna quit my job but it seems like every job is the same. After some time, sure will get sick of it de. But when you have a job that is also your interest, it will not the same wor. Haiz, sang nao jing. Oh, its time for medicine again. Wish me speedy recovery! In the meantime, do take care of your health my dear friends. =)

I NeEd LoTsA ReSt

Dear people, I have fallen sick and will be resting at home these few days. Down with a fever. Haiz. So I will not be able to update my blog until Monday. Anyway, do check out my blog when I am back in action with more updates for the coming weekends. The medicine is making me drowsy. I think I better run to my bed now and rest. Take care my dearest friends! Muacks! Hugz!!

HeLLo KiTTy WeDDiNg GoWnS

Hey people, you all don't be mistaken hor. It's not me getting married. I am just sharing all these which I received as a email from my friend. Some of the gowns are quite nice but I don't think people would dare to wear those for their wedding. Eh, kinda childish. Imagine the men's wedding suit have repeated Dear Daniel prints on it?? -_-""" Machiam pyjamas wor. Enjoy~


Hello Kitty Flower Bouquet


Blue Lacy Hello Kitty Gown


Hot Red Hello Kitty Gown


Sweet Pink Hello Kitty Gown


Blue Barbie-like Hello Kitty Gown

A mOrE ReFrEsHeD mE

My new hairstyle and hair colour!!! Nice boh???


My DIY pedicure. Saw the plaster on the right toe? It was injured by three different ladies who stepped on it when I went DeViLsBaR 1 month ago. Somemore hor, somebody (Yes, its Apple again) mei liang xin, went to tell her bf I would be given discount if I go for pedicure cos only gt 9 toes to paint. -_-"""


My new pink pink de cute cute de shoes! Yes, it's pink again. *blushed*


A ZARA long sleeve top for my Dear Daniel. Eh, Apple also bought a white one for her bf. Initially, she asked me to get a white one for Dear Daniel. But... imagine the four of us go out together and the two guys wore the same. -_-"""

oUr FuTuRe NRIC =)

Hey people, enjoy the joke of the day!!! No Monday Blues!!!

FuTuRe NRIC -_-"""
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The multi-purpose FutureCard will be the version of our perpetually metamorphosing IC in the near future. With an embedded smart chip, it can also be used as a passport, store our medical history, driver's license, act as an ATM card, serve as an electronic purse and even be used at the National Library...what ever you do with the card...you will be tracked! It may also be a tracking device via GPRS (Good or Bad, depending the situation) However, a recent debate has brought to light the questionable control on access, potential information abuse and privacy infringement. As the debate rages on, I can foresee a likely scenario when ordering pizzas in the near future...
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Ah Beng's FutureCard ( Likely Scenerio )

>Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut Geylang. May I have your..."

>Ah Beng: "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."

>Operator: "Can I have your Future Card number first, Sir?"

>Ah Beng: "It's arh..., hold on prease, arh..... S6102-0499-54610FC"

>Operator: "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-D Lorong 14, Geylang. Your home number is 6782 8828, your office 6782 8838 and your mobile is 96828848. Which number are you calling from now Sir?

>Ah Beng: "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get all my phone lumbers, arh?"

>Operator: "We are connected to the 'FutureCard' system Sir"

>Ah Beng: "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your Seafood Pisar..."

>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

>Ah Beng: "Why....Cannot arh?"

>Operator: "According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

>Ah Beng: "What?...Wah Lan!....medical lecords also hab... you lecommend lah?"

>Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

>Ah Beng: "Wah...How you know I like Hokkien mee, arh?"

>Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

>Ah Beng: "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han... I give up... Gif me three family sized ones then, how much arh?

>Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $45..."

>Ah Beng: "I pay by FutureCard...Can or Not ?"

>Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $6720.55- since October last year"

>Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!... Everything also know...chiat lat!"

>Operator: "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir.

>Ah Beng: "Okay lah...I run to ATM and withdraw some cash before you come my house lor"

>Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today....with the latest withdrawal of $250 for 4D and TOTO at 2.46pm"

>Ah Beng: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long arh?"

>Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...it'll be ready in 15 mins and you are only 5 mins away"

>Ah Beng: "Where got transport?"

>Operator: "According to the details in your FutureCard", you own a Honda Scooter, ...registration number FE 3288..."

>Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!"

>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

>Ah Beng: [Speechless and calms down after being reminded of the brush with the law]

>Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

>Ah Beng: "Nothing... by the way... still got stock of that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised or not?"

>Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

>Ah Beng: [Heard cursing away as he slams down the phone and telling his family he is going to the Hawker Centre to 'Ta Bao']

ThE PiNk PaRtY oN fRiDaY NiTe

Party in pink!!! Kekeke... All of us enjoyed ourselves so much on Friday night. We were all so excited when we met up at Forum's MacDonalds. Most of us dressed up in pink tops, different shades of pink. It's indeed an enjoyable and fun night with the pretty ladies. Anyway, enjoy the pics we took that Friday night. Oh by the way hor, the Book is on the Table was played at 3am. -_-""" Only left me and Jac at the bartop "Table, table" nia. The toopid DJ so late then played that song until the rest of the girls left early in disappointment. In order to make up for the loss, Please enjoy the special mix of Smoke Machine vs The Book Is On The Table. Kekeke...



The ladies in PINK!!!


Queen aka Lyana wore a white top BUT to be part of our pink team, she bought a sibeh small eh pink bag. -_-"""


Another three ladies in PINK!!!


Eh for your info hor, the two peace signs are not from us. They are from the cheeky Juliana and playful Tommy.


Buay pai lehz. The guys also got theme colour sial. Black and white. -_-"""


Me and Esther aka Megan Senior at the bar top. Kawaii nehz!!


All of us enjoying ourselves at the bartop!!! Eh, actually we very tired leh, waiting for the DJ to play The Book Is On The Table. But when Apple ask us to take pic, we fast fast pose a peace sign. *Say Cheese!!!*

ThAnK gOd iTs FiNaLLy fRiDaY!

Dear all, not that I don't wanna post pictures for my blog hor. You all must understand my digicam spoilt so please wait patiently until I get a new digicam okie? In the meantime, enjoy the following that I would like to share with all of you today. Have a good laugh because ITS FINALLY FRIDAY!!! It's been 13 days since I last stepped into my fav DeViLsBaR. I so damn miss the music, the drinks and all my beloved kakis. Tonight, I gonna enjoy myself to the fullest. Yeah!!! DeViLsBaR, Here I Come!!! Hurray!!! The book is on the table, table, table!!!

The Problem with GUYS:
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

@@Morale of the story... Guys are also hard to please!@@

Funny Cartoons Animations
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AhBian 1

AhBian 2

AhBian 3

AhBian 4

AhBian 5

AhBian 6

AhBian 7

AhBian 8

AhBian 9

AhBian 10

CoLoUr tHeMe fOr tHiS fRiDaY =)

May I have your attention please! People who will be attending Jac's birthday party at DeViLsBaR this coming Friday, please take note hor. We have a colour theme for the attire that night. It will be any PINK tops. Kekekeke.... please don't slap me hor. It's decided by a few of us which includes Apple, Crescent and Jac herself. We actually went shopping last night just to get a pink top for our dearest birthday girl, Jac. Dear Jac, hope you like the pink top! *wink* For those who have followed us to shop for birthday presents will know that someone (you all know who hor) will always end up buying lots of things while the rest are there standing around her giving opinions like "This one is nice! Suits you lehz! Buy lah, buy lah!" Wahahaha.. does these sounds familiar to you??? For those who do not know, I shall announce this SUPER SHOPPER OF THE YEAR. *drumroll* IT'S MISS APPLE LIM! Wahahaha... She ah beri the jialat. Before we meet Jac, she already bought 3 tops le. Her kar chiu sibeh gin lor. If you all get to go Cold Storage with her, lagi jialat. She machiam go shopping alone like that, because she walked sibeh fast. Machiam scared the shop will run away like that. With a basket in her hand, she will walk to the tidbits section and start grabbing the things she wanna buy. Yes, its grabbed! Machiam mian lui like that. -_-""" Eh, I think I better stop now if not I think I will be killed by her sial. Before I go, I wanna rant first. MY DIGICAM SPOILT LE!!! NB, freaking got a shock when I took it out to take a pic for the ladies last night. The LCD screen cracked until I can't see a single thing. Things always starts to spoil when you are damn broke. My heart pain sial when I saw the cracks. Now iits my turn to rely on Apple's digicam for the pics le. Haiz... Sad sial. Ok la. Got to run now. Ciao!

aS bUsY aS a BeE

Dear people, I am extremely busy with lots of things lately. Therefore, I might not be able to update my blog these few days. Haiz... Maybe its PMS or maybe its the early twenties sympthoms. When you reached a certain age, you have to make certain decisions which will determine the rest of your life. And I hate that because it always make me damn confused, irritated and depressed. Combo sial... When we were younger, we have our parents to decide for us what we should do. But as we grow up, we will have to make the decisions ourselves. Headaches!!!! Now what I am facing now is my career. Should I give up a stable deskbound job and go for something that I interest? With a low qualification, how far can I go? My interests are into beauty line like doing manicures/ pedicures or make-up. But all these requires either experiences or certificates in the beauty field. The more I think, the more confused I feel. SANG NAO JING AH!!!!! Haiz... Any kind souls out there, do give me some advice leh. Thanks in advance. I go mian bi si guo (face wall and think) now. Ciao!

ThAt'S wHaT fRiEnDs aRe fOr

Went to meet up Summerkoo, the troubled gal(or shld I call her auntie instead? kekeke) with Crescent and Apple at Dome Cafe last night. The purpose of meeting is to help Auntie Summer to solve her problem lor. She emailed us saying her mood sucks and need our accompany. Eh Auntie Summer, you see we all so steady de. If Queen and Lin got nothing on at the last minute, they sure turn up last night de. Anyway, before we left Dome, we saw Michelle Chia and that guy Xiaoxing (the one who acted in the Holland V show). Then Apple zitao told me : "Eh, I wanna go take photos with them leh but I dun like them wor." -_-"""" Sibeh sweat dio boh? Don't like people still wanna take photos with them. Wah liew. Anyway, though its just a short meet-up last night, but I am sure all of us enjoyed ourselves. Hope we (Me, Apple, Queen, Summerkoo, Crescent and Lin) will be able to meet up at least once a month for kopi and chit-chats. Throw our bfs at home. Wahahahaha... sibeh evil but I dun care lor. It's finally Friday but no DeViLsBaR or table table for me tonight because I am meeting Dear Daniel for movies. We gonna watch CatWoman. Kekeke... Eh Cats watching Cats??? Hahaha... I am waiting to watch the movie Garfield. Heard its a very funny and entertaining show. Lastly, may all of you enjoyed your weekends. Before I end my post, I would like to wish Kelly a Happy Birthday. Hope she will have a wonderful celebration tonight. Cheers!!!!


Me and Auntie Summerkoo. Kekeke...


The three of us took a pic after helping the troubled auntie with her problem. Machiam sibeh relieve eh pattern hor. :-p kekeke


As usual, we got someone to take a pic for us before we leave. Pretty ladies at Dome Cafe! *wink*

CoNtEnTeD wItH mY LiFe

This post is specially dedicated to all my beloved friends especially Apple, Lyana, Crescent, Elaine, Magmag and Kelly who were there for me when I needed them most. Thanks my dearest darlings!!! *wink* They are those people who are sincere to be friends with me and accept who I am. Those who are closest to me knows all about my life. Those who do not know but act as if they knew a lot, please get out of my life. I do not need you as my friend.(PS:You should bloody know who you are!) The problems between me and Dear Daniel had been resolved and we are still together. I believe everyone ought to be given a chance because everybody do make mistakes. And I hope after what happened, the relationship will be stronger. Before I end, I would like to let the Anonymous who have been leaving comments in my chatterbox know that I am contented with my life and for who I am. Whether I am fat or thin/ attached or single/ happy or sad, I still have my beloved friends with me. But what about you? I think you are just jealous of what other people have. You craved for lots of attention but nobody bothers about you. I feel that you should get a life and do something about yourself instead of doing silly things to attract people's attention. If you still wanna continue messing up my blog by leaving those unnecessary comments in my chatterbox, by all means go ahead if you feel happy because firstly, I can't stop you and secondly, you are just a pathetic loser.

WeLL SpEnT WeEkEnDs fOr mE

Well, I indeed enjoyed myself during the long weekends. I went DeViLsBaR on Friday, Saturday have my beauty sleep, Sunday went to the Zoo and Monday went East Coast Park for suntanning. So shiok sial. Eh, pls don't -_- hor when you saw the word ZOO. I dunno for how many freaking years didnt go to the zoo le. Kekeke... It was quite fun though. Anyway, enjoy the few pics I took during the weekends. If you realised the pics taken are all me alone, I would like to clarify that I went to the zoo with my devils kakis hor. And the reason being because all are in pairs except me. *sobs* But anyway, I still enjoyed myself. Ok lah, I don't lor soh liaoz. Ciao~


Does the pic shows the baboon is standing on my palm? Hahaha...


The pig so damn big sial. It was sleeping and snoring away. *Oink Oink*


Picture taken after watching the Seal Show.


Guess which finger is it? The thumb? Middle finger?


Me and Apple enjoying our suntanning at East Coast Park. Sibeh shiok sial~ *wink*

LoNg WeEkEnD aHeAd!

Woo hoo!!! MONDAY IS A HOLIDAY!!! Eh, I am happy because Monday no need to work, not because its National Day =). Hahahaha... song man~~ The thought of it makes my mood sibeh hoh. Must start planning for the long weekend ahead. As for the program tonight, it will be a double date outing. *wink* I think I don't say you all also know which two couples liao right? Yupz. Apple team and Kitty team. Wahahaha... Either we go for movies, chill out or ktv. Erm, hopefully we don't go DeViLsBaR tonight. Because I was freaking drunk on Wed. The thought of puking non-stop makes me sick. Urgh!!! Anyway, may all of you have an enjoyable and fulfilling weekend. Enjoy every single moment of the holiday on Monday. Happy Birthday Singapore!!! Hip hip hurray!! Hip hip hurray!!! Thanks for the holiday!!! Wahahaha...



Jui kueh for my breakfast today. Atom, this pic is specially dedicated to you. Happy drooling!! Kekeke...

iT DoEsN't PaYs tO bE NiCe aT TiMeS

Life can be so contradicting at times. When you are nice to people, they will take advantage of you. When you are nasty to people, they will shun you or even tell others to keep away from you. Why can't everyone live happily, have a simple life and gets along with one another? You can choose to live the life you want, either be a happy-go-lucky or a bloody hypocrite. Just in case some of you don't get what I mean, I shall define the two characteristics. Being a happy-go-lucky, you are well-liked by many people who enjoy your company. Your friends feel happy to be with you and treasure the friendship. Even people who meet you for the first time will be captivated by your cheerful and outgoing personality. Whereas for a bloody hypocrite, no one would want to have such a friend. If you ever think that by back-stabbing your friends who are sincere to be friends with you is alright, then by all means go ahead and continue. Because you are at the losing end. You are practically living in your own world. Don't treat your friends like fools. Don't ever think that whatever you do they will not know. They just don't wish to expose you. Being a bloody hypocrite will not make you a well-liked person because you are freaking fake trying to please everyone. Dear friends, have you decide what kind of person you wanna be? A happy-go-lucky or a bloody hypocrite? Like what Apple always tell me, always be sincere to people. Your sincerity will touch the hearts of many people around you. Though it doesn't pays to be nice at times, but at least you are not being hypocritical.


A pair of sweet and pink slippers my dear Apple bought for me. =) Thanks my dear friend! *Hugs*


My yummy breakfast, Chee Cheong Fun!


My super duper yummy lunch, bee hoon cham kuay diao cham mee. Oishi nehz!!! *thumbsup*

A WoNdErFuL WeEkEnD FoR mE

Yo people!!! So pai sey ah, me now then update my blog. Sibeh busy lately lehz. Kekeke.. Anyway, enjoy the pics of my Dear Daniel and the pretty FP ladies who came for the gathering on Saturday.


My new hairstyle with the gong gong fringe. Dun puay puay hor. The fringe I cut myself one leh. Buay pai right?





Dear Daniel & Hello Kitty *wink*


My Dear Daniel and his fav Spiderman poster.

Here comes the pics taken during the FP gathering on Saturday. Lots of chio bu man~~ Enjoy the pics!


Pretty ladies of FP!!! Did you all notice the colours of the tops they are wearing? Black, white and grey. Got theme one sial.


The Gong Gong Girl Gang (GGGG) members!!! Eh please don't mistaken us as PAP hor though three of us are wearing white tops -_-"""


Four pretty ladies in white. =)


Me, Zeta aka Hot Ice and Lyana aka Queen. Pretty, Pretty and Pretty.


Chio bu again!!!! Woo hoo!!!


Kawaii nehz!!!!